The Jones family: January 2012

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Well hello

I am a piece of crap blogger. I have totally neglected this blog and I don't even have a good reason. I have crap loads of pictures and events to post. Thing is, my dear husband got me an IPad and there are so many apps and wonderful places to explore. I always figured nobody reads this anymore so why post? So I promise that I will update in the next few days with all that's happening. Until then.....I need to get back to trying to find my funny.

Funny things

4/17/11-Garrett said "mom, when I turn 8 expect models to start turning up all over." (car models, not girl models)
4/2011- Garrett told Emily that JJ (our local gardening store) was changing its name to "plants in your backyard".
1/22/09- As Em was walking into school "Mom, I'm all jacked up in the mornings. I hate it."
10/22- Gilly:"Mom, I'm think I'm done being cool. It gives me such a headache."
9/13-Em while eating Mac and Tom "mom, this is my first heaven and KFC is my second."
9/2-Emily "Mom, my water tastes like crickets"
6/20-Gilly "Mom will you cut my hair like a bald eagle?"
6/20-Em: I'd be crying in a good way if I ever met Tim McGraw.
6/15-Em: Mom I'm afraid a non-nocturnal animal may get to the Koi during the day.
6/?- Emily is sure of one thing: she is going to own a red Ford truck with a 4 wheeler to put in the back. It has to be an F150 and have the Ford logo in the center of the tailgate. She is so fascinated with it that her new favorite color is "Ford red".
4/13-Em: If you see me practicing my karate skills its because I'm scaring off the mosquitos.
4/11- Emily came out with a tank top on (45 degree weather) and Jeff said "Em your going to cut some glass".