The Jones family: Actual conversation:

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Actual conversation:

Emily: Mom, I don't know how to graze the cheese.
Me: huh?
Emily: you know, graining cheese.
Me: huh?
Emily: Mom, I like cheese that is cut in little pieces.
Me: oh! you'd like some graTed cheese.

I just loved when they say what they think they hear, not how its actually spelled.

3 comments:

pamela said...: little word plays are the joy of my life in this stage. ("Sleeping Gooty"); February 7, 2008 at 8:23 PM
cathy said...: my favorite comes from Matt..."pagina" instead of vagina. Long story behind that one!!!; February 8, 2008 at 2:29 PM
Jen and Daz said...: Is she not the cutest ever?!?!?!
I have this same problem with Darran! :) hehehe Seriously it's true!; February 8, 2008 at 3:15 PM

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4/17/11-Garrett said "mom, when I turn 8 expect models to start turning up all over." (car models, not girl models)
4/2011- Garrett told Emily that JJ (our local gardening store) was changing its name to "plants in your backyard".
1/22/09- As Em was walking into school "Mom, I'm all jacked up in the mornings. I hate it."
10/22- Gilly:"Mom, I'm think I'm done being cool. It gives me such a headache."
9/13-Em while eating Mac and Tom "mom, this is my first heaven and KFC is my second."
9/2-Emily "Mom, my water tastes like crickets"
6/20-Gilly "Mom will you cut my hair like a bald eagle?"
6/20-Em: I'd be crying in a good way if I ever met Tim McGraw.
6/15-Em: Mom I'm afraid a non-nocturnal animal may get to the Koi during the day.
6/?- Emily is sure of one thing: she is going to own a red Ford truck with a 4 wheeler to put in the back. It has to be an F150 and have the Ford logo in the center of the tailgate. She is so fascinated with it that her new favorite color is "Ford red".
4/13-Em: If you see me practicing my karate skills its because I'm scaring off the mosquitos.
4/11- Emily came out with a tank top on (45 degree weather) and Jeff said "Em your going to cut some glass".