Monday, October 27, 2008

Tag yer it!

My dearest friend Heidi tagged me. I hate doing this kind of thing because people will discover how really truly dull I really am. And I mean really dull. So here are my 6 quirks. If you are still awake by the end of this, congratulations!
#1. Stemming from my father, I have a very dry humor. It is so dry and odd that I often find myself the only one laughing. But I end up laughing about it all night. In fact I'm laughing now.
#2. Meat. I am NOT a meat eater but its not because I am animal rights or anything like that, its because I am terribly frightened of gristle. Yup, gristle. Well and I hate having to floss after every bite of beef jerky.
#3. EWS. That stands for "eye winking syndrome". What is that? Well let me tell you....Every time I chew my right eyelid opens and closes slightly with each movement of my jaw. You may think I'm full of BS but it states it on my birth certificate. Now, don't look at me when I chew because I am highly self conscious of it.
#4. Food from Strangers. Why do I only have three kids? I can't take the food from complete strangers for a week straight while I recover. Now, if I know you and I know you wash your hands and clean under your nails I will eat from your CorningWare but if I don't then I will just have toast. Kind of sounds like I'm ungrateful and thats another reason I hate being tagged. Remember though, I have worked in a rest home.
#5. I am a total Book Freak. Rarely will you see me more than 5miles from my home without a book. I can't stand to have free time on my hands and I panic if I don't have something to read. Thats right, entertain me. But I hate romance stuff...
#6. Lastly, I always go for the underdog. In anything. When I was a kid I bought a bluetail lobster from a pet store because I felt so bad for it. The stupid thing didn't last very long but it made its impression, I ALWAYS go for the thing nobody wants so it won't be sad.
There you go, Jodi Lee Stevens Jones all wrapped up in 6 little answers.
Now go have a Red Bull on me.

7 comments:

Sandi said...

I had to do the 6 quirks today too.

You are pretty normal! not as quirky as I thought you'd be and I am VERY VERY proud of you for saying it like it is, Like with the food from strangers thing! GOOD JOB! i think I see some testicles forming!!!!

JMC Design said...

Naw I think your just as normal as the rest of us! Mmm.....What is normal anyways?

pamela said...

all of these things are reasons i love you!!

and now i know why you refuse dinner when i offer....

maybe i should just say " can i bring you some toast and chips?" from now on.

Heistermanfamily said...

Not boring at all! You are so cute!!! I love your dry sense of humor, it makes me laugh!

cathy said...

i'm laughing....and a lot of it i am going to have to agree with

Heidi said...

How did I not notice your chewing/winking thin when we ate dinner every Thursday night together for years?! Now I never get to see you eat and I feel robbed of the experience. I just love ya!

JOHNICA said...

SHER BEAR