Wednesday, July 21, 2010

grrrrrrrrrrr....

Guess what?
We just got home from vacation and somebody has kicked in our fence.
That means my two pooches got out.
That also means they got caught by the dog catcher and they are in dog jail.
I'm sure the bail to get them out is going to be pricey....
I guess I need to call Dog the Bounty Hunter.
no pun intended

Friday, July 16, 2010

I'm glad I'm somewhat young-ish

In the past 20 days I have:
gone to Las Vegas
gone to Hawaii
gone to California
and now I'm going to Sun Valley, Idaho
Seriously, I unpack, wash, pack again.
Jeff is riding Seattle to Portland so I'm doing this last one without assistance in getting ready
I am tired
but more importantly my kids are tired
We were supposed to go to Lagoon today and they opted to stay home.
The Lord is on my side folks.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Hawaii 2010


So since I only had the camera on my phone these pictures are very small and not the greatest quality. Jeff had the good camera on his trip to the Grand Canyon with the kids...a post on that will come later (hopefully from him). We (Monica and I) stayed in Ko'olina with Monicas family who gave us the red carpet treatment. Most days we sat in the sun posting to Monicas facebook without her knowing. I have lots of love in my heart for the Tapia's, they kept me laughing and tolerated my oddities. They have three funny girls who really liked playing with my phone....thus the result of the next two pictures. Bubba (above) and Elle (below)
I loved going on walks with these two and finding the small things only kids find interesting...fallen baby coconuts, dead birds, fallen flowers, and an odd assortment of leaves both dead and alive. As everyone knows I can't resist taking kids to the store to let them buy whatever they want so I snuck them to ABC and we had a grand ole time! One of the greatest things about having older kids is that you really have fun with little ones.

This is on the North Shore where it had been raining but the sun broke through while we were dining outside. After we stopped at a McDonalds (really?) to try a fried apple pie which Monica ended up regurgitating. Why is it that every time I'm in Hawaii someone from the Phelps family throws up? Anyway.....

My favorite view on my favorite resort...
If you've never put a bare foot on the grass in Hawaii you are missing out.

On fathers day Melanie scouted out this great place. Don't recognize it? Ever watched Dog the Bounty Hunter? This is his place and around the corner is a sub par gift shop with a really grouchy lady who tried to squeeze herself into her trashy outfit. It was fun.


The reason for my love of the island: Maui onion rings.
I also found this trip benefiting because due to the rare pearl I found I am going to be very very prosperous. It was rare, very rare.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Emily Claire

Lately this kid has been cracking me up with her firecracker temperament and gumption to be outdoors. On my way back from Las Vegas we stopped in Beaver to fill up with fuel and treats...while I was there I spotted a coon skin cap. She went for about two weeks without taking it off....even putting it in her backpack so she could wear it at recess.
This is Em eating her usual breakfast...Crisp Bean Burritos from Taco Time cut up into bite sized pieces. Served in MY bed. Not the most healthy thing for breakfast but keeps her regular nonetheless.
On veterans day I had to run into WalMart and on my way out I gave a vet sitting at the door a few dollars and in return he gave me a little fake flower with a thank you for donating attached. Em was sitting in the car with Jeff and saw the small exchange take place...Her comment:
"Um..mom? Does he know your married?"
They guy was easily into his 90's.

Every day is filled with adventure..like today....I had to tell her no to charging neighbor kids $0.15 to see her frog...
Maybe I should have let her if she would have agreed to put all earning towards my rest home bill.



New Shoes

These are my new favorite shoes:
they are made out of recycled rice bags...
and to make them even better they are made by Keen.
(Thanks Jessie!)


Wednesday, June 2, 2010

I have a great post about Emily that is coming soon but before that I wanted to show you all what a lucky girl I am:Yes, that's Flight of the Conchords or FOTC.
I was lucky enough to get tickets and a clean hotel room in Vegas (is that an oxymoron?).
I needed side splitting humor for one night in a bad way and I got it.
I also learned that Wheel of Fortune slot machines are very addictive.
But that's just from watching other people cause Mormons don't bet.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Gratitude

I have to admit...when my world gets shaken up a bit I have the greatest support team.
I am feeling so much better and the hole in my heart is slowly healing.
I had friends, old and new, calling and sending gifts of love letting me know that I am in their thoughts.
Every day I would get random texts asking if I was surviving.
My family called and cried with me.
And through it all I had Jeff making me laugh.
I'm not going to turn this into a sappy post, instead I'm going to post how I know Jesus loves me:

Its kinda hard to tell but on my way down to my dads the day after Cheri's death I spotted a midget motorcycle gang.

Token's like this are few and far between.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

click here to read Cheri's obituary....
I wish I knew how to cut and paste it to my site but I don't.

Friday, May 14, 2010

stop

With all the crazy events happening in my life I've stopped to notice the small things.
Like Emily showing her dog Molly the shirt I made with a picture of Molly on it. I don't think she'll ever take that shirt off.
Garrett's joy at me arranging for him to be babysat by Trenton and Austin for a few hours this afternoon. I've never seen him so excited.
And Abby's excitement at wearing a new outfit today.
All of these things would have happened regardless of my circumstances but because someone near and dear to me has died those reactions of my children are what keep me going.
Now I know that when I feel numb inside my hearts starts to melt with my kids smallest joy.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

The end of an era.....


so we all know the story of Brownie/survivor the cow:

If you don't remember he is the only survivor of the eight cows that died when Dip and Dot decided to be farmers. THE ONLY ONE OF EIGHT. Sadly, they were just the beginning of the story, "Death on a Farm". Well, Dip and Dot, aka: John and Jeff, sold the entire farm, Brownie included. The farm is no more. In fact, Brownie is probably sitting in someones stomach right now (unbeknownst to Emily who thinks he is alive and well on another farm. We had to tell her that when we got a call from her teacher because she had been crying all morning. When I asked her about it she said that she was looking at the encyclopedia under "C" and came across cattle and it made her so sad. So I told her that he was still alive so that I wouldn't have to pay a psychologist in 10 years. Yes, I'm a bad mom for lying to my kids.)

On the flip side of the coin we now have her pup living with us who I tried to bathe to get the cow patty smell out of.

It was not a pretty sight and I'm terribly sore today (plus she still smells).

She's never seen the inside of a house before let alone a bathtub.

So farewell farm.

It made for some good stories.

But I don't think I'll miss it much.


Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Emily Claire turns 9

Em woke up this morning to a new scooter...
She was so excited about it she didn't even want to open anything else.
More pictures to come as the day goes on..
Happy Birthday Em!
Well except this from Aunt Jill. It was pretty cold outside....Thanks Jill for saving the day!
for anyone that doesn't know what that is its a fish water bottle....

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Dear Garrett,


I know you love your dad, you try to be like him in every aspect which I adore.

But

Little boys should not be shaving their legs.

Maybe one day when you become a cyclist you can shave your legs like dad does.

Right now though, the razor is off limits.

Love,

your mom.


p.s. I know that the story you told me about the soap making the hair come off is a big fat lie. Mothers can see a lie coming a mile away.


Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Why I don't need TV Part 2....

I walked in my room one day to find Emily and Garrett like this...
they were playing sumo wrestler. Believe it or not, biggest loser was on.

And here is Gil.
He is playing hide and go seek.
Two problems with this:
1. he is obviously on top of the shed
2. we didn't know he was playing hide and go seek so even though we can clearly see him (along with the rest of the neighborhood) I am not very comfortable with him wearing cowboy boots (that have no grip) while scaling the roof.



And here is dad to the rescue.
***special note***
Jeff did not put that ladder there, Gil got it out of the shed himself.
funny now
not funny then



And lastly, John and Monica are building a new home.
This is what happened when my children saw the mounds of dirt:




Look at how mud caked those feet are.

So this is a summery of the last month...not a complete summery, just a documentation of what made me laugh.

Yeah, I'm lucky


Monday, April 19, 2010

why I don't need to watch television

who takes a bite out of a pepper like an apple? Emily Claire does.
***please notice the bag of Taco Time bean burritos on the bottom shelf, my kids eat them EVERY morning for breakfast. Its a good thing they are so active*** We made grass heads out of nylons, dirt, and grass seeds. This is what happens with the extra nylons:
He was pretending to be an anteater

if you sees a face looking like this in 20 years it means you are being robbed. Probably by my son.

This was today...not October 31. Em thought it would be funny to dress up to see if Maggie barked at them. Look at Abby's face. You can totally tell she was not a happy participant for the picture. She changed shortly after I took this....Luigi however is still trotting around being a horse. Named Luigi of course.


If you think this is amusing wait till I post the video in part 2.
Coming soon.
If my procrastination doesn't hit first.





Wednesday, April 14, 2010

SLC to HNL

Do you know whats really exhausting?
I got a text about low price tickets to Hawaii.
The stress of wondering if you can leave your family and impose on another for 7 whole days.
The tension of thinking we will not go out to eat for two entire months to save money.
The snappy decision I had to make because the airline site said only two tickets left.
and we all know that I don't do snappy anything
The guilt of not including my children and husband.
Wondering what books to bring.
Is it worth it?
heck yeah!
I hope my kids won't hate me for taking a break.
P.S. I have the best husband in the world!